On professional networks like LinkedIn and corporate satire pages, employees are joking about the long stretch of the year left before holiday perks kick in. Workers are commenting on how distant the winter break feels, with one top comment reading: "Looking at my bank account in May and realizing I am still seven paydays away from the Christmas bonus." Another added: "My boss asked for my Q3 and Q4 goals today. My only goal is making it to the Christmas office party shutdown."
