The Holiday Bow Blind-Drive Crash

In the affluent city of Scottsdale, Arizona, a wealthy resident wanted to surprise their spouse with a brand-new luxury SUV for Christmas. Taking inspiration from television adverts, they placed a massive, oversized red velvet bow completely over the front windscreen and bonnet of the vehicle. The local issue occurred when the resident attempted to stealthily drive the surprise vehicle out of the garage and down the driveway while looking through a tiny gap at the bottom of the bow. They misjudged the property line entirely, steering the heavy SUV straight through their neighbor's expensive stucco wall and landing directly in the middle of a prized cactus garden, leaving both the vehicle and the holiday surprise completely ruined.